FOR LESBIANS

On Miserable Single Women

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Um, you know what I hate? Miserable single women. No, scratch that, I don’t hate miserable single women, I hate women who are miserable BECAUSE they are single. Lame. Why are there so many lesbian women (and straight women, for that matter) so desperate to start their lives as part of a couple RIGHT NOW. They act as if they are missing out on all that is gold in life. They are members of every single lesbian online dating website known to woman, have asked every single friend to set them up and prowl even the supermarket as if its sole purpose was to supply their soulmate.
Why? I want to shake them. Why? Being part of a couple does not make you happier. Sure, you’ve got a someone to go through life with, someone to tell you it’s ok when things go ape shit, but you have to pay for that service by working through all the crap that comes with a long-term relationship. It’s certainly not a picnic in the park.
Being in a relationship is hard-ass-hard. Even with a ‘soulmate,’ life goes on and shit happens – their shit happens, too.
Being single is fucking awesome. You don’t have to answer to anyone. You can play out your lesbian porn fantasies with all the women you can get your hands on. You can eat ice cream in bed naked and no one will judge you for it (but then again, your soulmate probably shouldn’t judge you for it either.) You get strong. When you fail you go home and answer to yourself and instead of just falling into someone else’s arms and allowing yourself to be lazy about, you change and do something about it. You get better. You see your friends. You actually go out to that art show/poetry reading/circus performance, because no one is tempting you with a naked ice cream in bed. Naked ice cream in bed is great, but there is no rush. Please, enjoy your time alone, single women. You are driving me angry with your craziness.