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We Now Thank Our Lesbian God for Amber Heard’s Lesbianism

 

Amber Heard has just come out of the closet. Why, hello, welcome to our big gay bedroom. Would you like to sit on my bed? I’d like you to sit on my bed. What? You say you’re comfortable right there? Fine. Have it your way.
Amber Heard, if you don’t know her, is a sexy, sexy 24 year-old actress who has been in flicks such as Pineapple Express, All the Boys Love Mandy lane and Zombieland. At the 25th anniversary celebration of GLAAD, Amber announced her two-year relationship with the amazingly talented artist and photographer Tasya Van Ree. (If you haven’t seen Tasya’s work, you should run your little internet browser over to her website and check it out; she has stunning images of very beautiful women and men.) It’s interesting timing for me personally, because I just set up a brunch date with a girl I met through a lesbian online dating site that looks just like Amber; the universe is trying to tell me something.

Heard explained her decision to publicly announce her sexual orientation at the GLAAD event: “I think when I became aware of my role in the media, I had to ask myself an important question: “Am I part of the problem?” And I think that when millions and millions of hard-working, tax-paying Americans are denied their rights and denied their equality you have to ask yourself what are the facts that are an epidemic problem and that’s what this is.” Um, why can’t celebrities make sense? Is it really that difficult to express yourself clearly? I guess so. Amber also said, a little more eloquently, “I personally think that if you deny something or if you hide something you’re inadvertently admitting it’s wrong. I don’t feel like I’m wrong. I don’t feel like millions of people are wrong because they love who they love or they were born how they were born.”
Yes, Amber, you’re making awesome sense now, and I am sorry if to cheapen the moment, but you and Tasya and now the main stars in the lesbian porn fantasy that plays in my head all day. I am one pervy girl and you just became part of my pervy fantasy full of hot lesbian women.